An Excerpt from:

 

The Creepy Children’s Book for

Creepy Children

By

Wesley Drent

 

 

Sometimes creepy children do creepy things

Like catching frogs or a wasp that stings

They make bugs fight to their delight

And burn red ants with a magnified light

 

One creepy child likes to act like a beast

By biting and scratching to say the least

They rampage and scream and run around roaring

To sit still quietly would be far too boring

 

This creepy child likes to pick his nose

He saves his boogers and his collection grows

But that’s not the worst thing because

He eats his boogers too, that’s just what he does...